After Chris Hadfield’s command of the International Space Station made him a global celebrity, it seemed only right to give him the rock-star treatment in our recent cover photo shoot.
a boy made of bread who lives forever would be called pita pan
THEY FILMED CATCHING FIRE AT A F***IN WATER PARK
Everything about this screen capture is perfection.
What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.
…and Ziio becomes the Assassin.
90% of the story, if not more, would be the same, with her madly pursuing Lee and having lots of sassy arguments with Haytham.
Train don’t give a fuck
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK
Not only does this California Kingsnake at the Moscow Zoo have two heads, it’s also an albino. Zoo officials say two-headed snakes are a one-in-a-million occurrence and usually don’t survive in the wild.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)